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Upstate Milk Rap (live)
02:52
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Roll up in the lunchroom quarter to eleven
I get the scent yo it smells like heaven
I got some quarters and I through 'em in the slot
and when the bottle drops you know what you got
its the Upstate Milk, the taste that you savor
its the Upstate Milk,, just choose your flavor
Upstate Milk chocolate berry or vanilla
Its the Upstate Milk yo calcium is killer
one percent two percent and vitamin D
if you want low calories then go fat free
homogenized pasteurized with no vitamin G
quart gallon pint 16oz
drink it the morning before I go to school
I drink it in the lunchtime there ain't no rules
I drink it fast thinkin I got somewhere to be
I drink it too fast I'm P-U-K-I-N-G
*MISSING VERSE*
Check out this kid to see what hes drinkin
hes got Byrne Dairy, man what are you thinkin?!
You don't wanna be no lactose loser
you gotta be UP to drink in this cooler
these flavors are intense Neapolitan delights
mix 'em together til it tastes just righ
these soy imitations be frontin as Silk
don't gotta ask me, I KNOW I GOT MILK
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Vellas Deli Wrap
02:52
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I work in the deli ain’t got no time
I’m wrapping meat its almost quarter to nine
I still gotta sweep and mop the floor
For all I know Lance is walking through the door
This message goin out to all the customers
We ain’t got no wings despite what you heard
So grab a pizza and don’t complain
You’ll be liking the sauce and comin back again
The boarshead products are always the best
Buffalo, BBQ, lemon pepper chicken breast
Roast beef, corned beef, and ham off the bone
Cappicola hot ham and deli provolone
Oven roasted turkey and german bologna
Tastes so good its anything but phony
Domestic swiss and American cheese
Lorraine and alpine lace got muenster beat
It’s the Vellas Deli
We got your cold cuts if you don’t got beef
Vellas deli
“They got the best salads” is the word on the street
We always have a lot of Virginia baked ham
But we don’t got a lot of that thing called SPAM
Dutch, Italian, olive and pickle loaf
We’re done with the meats now on to the dough
Sub rolls and Kaisers with potato bread
Mini Italian loaf is runnin through my head
Dinner rolls club rolls biscuits and rye
The bread is so fresh you can't deny it
Our subs can be cold or toasted too
Anything extra is up to you
Bake with me, dice with me, roll with me, slice with me
Quarter to a half a pound is alright with me
Ham, chicken, antipasta and baked beans
Coleslaw, three potato, pasta, macaroni
One things for sure cuz I’m singing this ballad
They cant get enough of that potato salad!
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